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Post by *~V~* on Jan 27, 2012 22:03:10 GMT -6
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Post by themorpheus on Jan 27, 2012 22:13:41 GMT -6
I'll start with something almost every one has seen.  I personally like the parachute comercial. |
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Post by themorpheus on Jan 27, 2012 22:20:12 GMT -6
What goes "ooo" "oooo" "oooooo"
A cow with no lips.
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Post by *~V~* on Jan 27, 2012 22:22:57 GMT -6
All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Cow
1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
2. Don't cry over spilled milk.
3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no
calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
7. It's better to be seen and not herd.
8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder
relatives.
9. Never take any bull from anybody.
10. Always let them know who's bossy.
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion
statement.
13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
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Post by starz499 on Apr 28, 2012 20:36:03 GMT -6
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat
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